HAPPY ST PATTY’S DAY

Well, today is that famous binge drinking day we all know as St. Patrick’s Day!!!! As for me, I will be staying away from the bars and Irish pubs and hopefully steering clear of any drunk drivers as well.

Originally, Saint Patrick’s Day was created in celebration of the famous Irish patron saint who, according to legend, drove all the snakes away from Ireland.  I guess St. Patrick had almost a superhero persona.  Although analyzing that legend now, I figure the the alleged snakes “he drove from Ireland” probably were just a metaphor for evil.   “Evil”, in the Catholic sense, equating the original pagan religions of the Irish people.  Therefore, Saint Patrick is basically the guy who converted most of Ireland from Paganism to Catholicism….and for that reason we celebrate in his name by having the biggest drinking day of the year according to national statistics!!!!!!! How that translated into guiness beer and Irish Car Bombs, I have no idea.

Anyways, nice little historic rant to open today’s blog. On that note, I can’t wait to get back in school. I used to love writing research papers, as nerdy as that sounds. My original major in my first year at college was journalism even.

Today I have a shit load of things to do. I’m meeting my best friend on her side of town in a little bit to get our hair done. She convinced me to go to this place called “Horacio’s”, which she has coupons for. I have to admit, the name makes me a little nervous, plus we have never been there before. But, we’re getting a good deal and I’m just getting a trim and coloring my hair darker. Maybe putting some light brown highlights in. I hope a flaming homosexual South American man with the biggest lisp (like Fez from That 70’s Show) does my hair. I haven’t been to the salon in a while so I can’t wait.

After that, I’m just running some errands like picking up some shoes for work and stopping at the post office. I think I might even practice squirting later and get it on camera. I did my cam show last night and I swear, I must have been asked every 2 minutes, “Do you squirt?”……Plus I’m asian, I should be able to do it on command dammit! Haha….What perverts we all are.

HAPPY SAINT PATRICK’S DAY!!!!! STAY SAFE AND ENJOY EVERYONE!