More Drunken Debauchery and I’m going to be a Grandma!

My friend, Angie, and I went out last night to a little dive bar that holds karaoke everynight. It was the 3rd or 4th time hanging out there since it’s literally right around the corner from my house, about a 5 minute walk. Angie had made plans to sleep over at my house since we renewed our dancer licenses downtown this morning.

The bar was pretty busy for a Monday night. We had some dinner and a few drinks. The food was okay as far as bar food goes. Seemed like I was fending off weird guys all night from Angie though. One dude in particular was totally wasted and would not leave her alone! He came over to talk to her and tried to hold her hand within 10 minutes of the conversation while picking off pieces of her salad with his other hand! Who the hell does that???? Then, when she went outside to smoke a cigarette, he made a huge show of starting up his Harley Davidson and tried to convince her to take a ride on the back of it! What a douche! I was just standing there noticing people’s expressions around me. A few guys were standing back and watching the situation with sympathetic or hilarious expressions on their faces. You kinda had to be embarrassed for the guy! Finally, Angie told him that he was too old for her (he was 43), thank you, and she was very sorry so he left us alone for a little while. He proceeded to get more drunk though and kept coming back over to our table….but luckily got kicked out after he tried to snatch the mic from a karaoke singer and start a fight with him. Awesome. At least good blog material though, huh????

And in other news….as it turns out, my new dog, Brownie, is PREGGERS! AAAAARGHHHH!!!!!

Last thing in the world that I need. But being the sucker for animals that I am, I did a ton of research about caring for pregnant dogs and newborn puppies today on the net. But don’t worry, I am NOT planning on keeping the litter. My plan is to get them their first set of shots, then finding a home for each of them….no matter how long it takes.

I’m guessing from the way her belly has swelled in the past few days (and other signs) that she is about 5 or 6 weeks along at this point. This means that she will probably deliver within the next 3 weeks!!!!!! I was around when our dog in Hawaii, Sweetie, had a littler of silky terriers. I even resuscitated the runt when it appeared he bad been still-born by rubbing him vigorously in a warm towel, a trick I saw on “Emergency Vets”  on Animal Planet. My mom and older sister were pretty amazed.

However, I am a little worried. I guess from my own motherly instincts. I guess I will let nature take it’s course though. I will keep you updated, and of course I’m hoping for the best. I am assuming that this is not Brownie’s first litter by the looks of her, so I am sure that she will be a great mommy. I am for sure an awesome grandma, if anything.

Nothing else to really report. Work is pretty hit or miss these days, and always swarming with too many chicks but in all reality, I shouldn’t really be complaining. Back to the salt mines tomorrow!