Eventful weekend!

I am exhausted today! I am pretty sure because of all the chaos that went on this weekend. Friday night, I did end up going to my girl Denelle’s bikini contest at a nasty hole-in-the-wall strip joint.

 We all got there around 930 pm, thinking the contest started at 10. So we waited and waited in the audience, watching some nasty looking strippers work the stage. Honestly, I didn’t think any of the girls were all that great. I only saw one in particular that I wouldn’t kick out of bed! One of my friends payed her to give me a lap dance and sadly, she turned out to be a little bitchy. LOL. The dance was alright though. Anyways, the contest didn’t start until around midnight. They called all the girls up to the stage one by one, where they answered why they should be the next playtime magazine cover girl. Most of the dancers from the club were contestants, so my girl, Denelle, was hands-down the hottest of them all. The only competition we thought she had was a pretty, barbie-looking, blonde girl that had come that night also just to enter the contest.  First stage was bikini, and later lingerie. Well, we got through the bikini part and screamed our asses off when Denelle got on the stage. She looked amazing! My friend, Angie, was there also and had about 10 shots before I even showed up, so needless to say she was getting pretty crazy. She wouldn’t sit still! Kept running outside and talking to guys who were obviously hitting on her just because they knew she was wasted. I had to go check on her periodically….and even had to do some damage control when she plopped down in some guys lap who was sitting next to his girlfriend! I could tell things were about to spiral out of control when she ran out to the parking lot after trying to sit down in the club once again. Denelle’s husband hid her near his truck while she threw up, since he didn’t want the bouncers to see her and tell us to take her home. Well by this point, Angie couldn’t even form full sentences and my friend Valerie and I had to hold her up to get her to sit in the car…then had to hold her hair back while she vomitted even more! Angie picked up her phone to call her ex-bf Greg, whom she had just broken up with a few days before. She started begging Greg to come get her and was crying pretty hysterically. Greg got me on the phone and I explained that she needed him. Greg on the other hand, basically told me that we were her friends and it was our problem, and he didn’t really want anything to do with her. What a dick! She had just been hanging out with him the day before and insisted that they were trying to work things out! So after that, I ended up being the one in the parking lot holding her and taking care of her and missed the 2nd half of the contest inside. It kinda bummed me out, but what do you do???? I knew Angie would have done the same if the tables were turned. A few of my friends finally agreed to leave with me and take Angie back to my house, since I was afraid to just leave her alone at her apartment. It turned out that Denelle got 2nd place after all, and the barbie girl took first.

Angie woke up the next morning and didn’t even remember anything. Good thing too. I told her about what had happened with Greg, who she called immediately. This wonderful guy, then tells her that she has fucked up friends that got her wasted, then tried to pawn her off to him! I texted him that the only reason I even asked him to get her was because she was crying and begging for him, and besides, I didn’t think he would come anyways due to his history of being a first-class, arrogant, son of a bitch. He then texted me back that if I had something to say, I knew where he lived. To which I responded, “Yeah, way mature and intelligent response”…and of course,  he didn’t come back with anything. Screw that asshole! I took Angie home and of course told her she was better off….but they started talking again and she is still heartbroken. UGH! The only thing I can do is be a good friend and offer my support. From my experience, telling someone they shouldn’t be with another just makes them want to prove everyone wrong.

I worked Saturday during the day, which turned out to be okay at best. Then that night, went to WaterWorld, a water park, with a few other friends since they were holding their summer night swim. That was a bit of a bad idea! It was only the second time the park was holding it since it opened so the place was packed! And with my favorite type of people too…..TEENAGERS!!!!!!! We had to wait in line forever to get on all the attractions with kids screaming all around us. Plus I just hate big crowds of people anyways. The highlight of the evening was me getting the courage up to go down this massive vertical body slide that stood at almost a 90 degree angle. I was wearing a regular bikini and by the time I reached the ground, the bottoms had wedged themselves up my butt so much, it looked like I was wearing a thong! I guess it was an okay time after all. I would like to return later this summer, hopefully when the crowds slow down a little.

I worked again on Sunday, then headed over across the street to hang out with the neighbors. Of course, I brought the dogs over to see their friends too. When I got home, my min-pin Cado went straight to his bed so I thought he was just exhaused from playing so hard. Later that night, I woke both of them up to go potty outside for the last time of the evening, when I noticed Cado was acting very strangely. Being a 1 year old min-pin mix, he is usually quite hyper and animated…even out of a dead sleep. That night though, he got up and kinda stumbled around like he was having a hard time just staying up. He was also shaking quite a bit and wouldn’t look at me when I called his name. Honestly, it seemed like he was drugged. I began to worry that he might have eaten something toxic at the neighbors house. They were running around the yard a bit, and they have a ton of different plants. It was arleady midnight at this point, so I frantically called around for a 24 hour emergency vet. Luckily, I found one in Scottsdale and raced over. Cado seemed to be doing a little better when we got there. He seemed a bit curious and walked around when I put him down. But still, not at all as hyper and excited as he should have been. The vet finally saw him and looked him over. Cado tried to bite her twice which shocked me since he has never shown a vicious hair once! The vet thought that he had just gotten hurt while playing since he wasn’t vomitting…which is usually the case in accidental poisoning. She took him back while I waited in the lobby. They gave him a sedative and apparently noticed that his stomach seemed a bit bloated. I guess they then “expressed” his anal glands which immediately caused him to start pooping A LOT! The vet told me that sometimes dogs, especially terriers, have a hard time expressing their anal glands regularly which causes them to become impacted and quite painful. In other words, Cado was really really constipated! She said I might have to take him to a vet to get him expressed regularly. UGH, I hope not! But at least he was okay. LOL, an emergency vet visit at midnight to find out he was just constipated! When they gave him back to me, he was pretty doped up on sedatives and pain meds for his painful booty. LOL, it was pretty cute actually. I finally got him home and he slept through the night. He was a little groggy yesterday during the day…but him napping all day made him want to play all night! I’m just glad he was okay.

Wow, this turned out to be a long blog! I’m back to work today to battle it out again! Doing a cam show tonight. The last one turned out great, with more viewers than I think I’ve ever had!

Hope everyone makes it out again for tonight’s viewing!